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24 Major Movies That Were DOA (and Where To Find Them)

When it comes to studio tentpoles and blockbusters, it’s not necessarily better to burn out than fade away.

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Whenever a movie studio drops a major film release, there’s always the hope that it could be a big hit or even spawn a franchise of its own.

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However, the film business is a gamble, and many films struggle to make their budget back while others fall into obscurity without putting up much of a fight. With that said, I’ve assembled 24 notable studio releases that were dead on arrival and remained mostly forgotten today!

1.

Max Payne

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Mark Wahlberg stars in this toothless and nonsensical video game adaptation that replaced many of the iconic elements of the source material with…CGI valkyries???

Where to Watch: HBO Max.

2.

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

Rights Managed / MARC PLATT PRODUCTIONS / Ronald Grant Archive / Mary Evans / Courtesy Everett Collection

The Seeker hoped to become the next Harry Potter-esque YA franchise but sadly lacked the magic needed to compel audiences to check out this big-budget blunder.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand.

3.

Deliver Us From Evil

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Even the “based on true events” label couldn’t save Sinister director Scott Derrickson’s misguided and miscast (Joel McHale as a knife-fighting detective?) horror-procedural hybrid.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand

4.

Land of the Lost

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Will Ferrell was seemingly bomb-proof until his attempt to reboot Sid and Marty Krofft’s adventure property for a new generation crered upon release.

Where to Watch: Peacock.

5.

City of Ember

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Monster House Filmmaker Gil Kenan hoped to foster Walden Media’s next major franchise but even names like producer Tom Hanks and star Bill Murray failed to muster up enough enthusiasm to set the box office aflame.

Where to Watch: Starz

6.

The Losers

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Before Idris Elba, Chris Evans, and Zoe Saldana entered the Marvel Cinematic Universe, they lent their respective talents to this DC comics shoot-’em-up that couldn’t blow away enough audiences to warrant future installments.

Where to Watch: HBO Max

7.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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After rising to fame with his role on the original version of The OfficeMartin Freeman was courted by Hollywood to headline this long-awaited adaptation of the beloved British novel that sadly didn’t quite translate to stateside audiences.

Where to Watch: The Roku Channel, Amazon Prime, and Hulu

8.

Spectral

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One of Netflix’s first major acquisitions from a rival studio, this big-budget soldiers vs. spirits war flick was forgotten almost as fast as it arrived on the streamer.

Where to Watch: Netflix

9.

The Man from UNCLE

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Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, and Alicia Vikander were the newest stars in Hollywood at the time but their collective ambition and the stylish direction from Guy Ritchie couldn’t keep this inspired spy flick afloat.

Where to Watch: Tubi

10.

Whiteout

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The success Kate Beckinsale found in the Underworld franchise wasn’t replicated by this poorly marketed and critically panned snowbound thriller.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand

11.

Inkheart

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Arguably the nail in the coffin for Brandon Fraser as a leading man, New Line Cinema’s disastrous adaptation of Cornelia Funke’s 2003 couldn’t find their storybook novel ending.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand

12.

Sucker Punch

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Zack Snyder’s polarizing action-fantasy has been dubbed as both an unsung masterpiece and a fetishitic fiasco, but one thing it can’t be called is a box office success.

Where to Watch: Netflix

13.

A Wrinkle in Time

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Ava DuVernay and Walt Disney Pictures assembled an all-star cast to bring Madeleine L’Engle’s formative novel to life, but the film barely had a pulse upon its underwhelming debut.

Where to Watch: Disney+

14.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant

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Ladies, gentlemen, and children of all ages stayed far away from this quirky, John C. Reilly-starring adaptation of Darren Shen’s popular book series.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand

15th.

The Adventures of Tintin

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With Steven Spielberg behind the camera, Peter Jackson in the producer’s chair (and slated to direct the sequel), and a script penned by Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish and Steven Moffat, international audiences embraced this globetrotting motion-capture adventure, but its unsatisfactory domestic box office has prevented Tintin from riding high once more.

Where to Watch: HBO Max

16.

The Giver

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Lois Lowry’s dystopian novel has been a staple in middle school classrooms around America, but mandatory reading doesn’t translate to must-see filmmaking, even if you have Jeff Bridges, Meryl Streep, and Taylor Swift in your cast.

Where to Watch: Netflix

17.

The A-Team

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Joe Carnahan was tasked to bring a modern, in-your-face A-Team to the 21st Century, but a lame duck script and general indication to the 30+-year-old property caused the film to barely make a blip on our cultural radar .

Where to Watch: Hulu

18.

Transcendence

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Johnny Depp’s star status came into question after leading this sci-fi film about AI scientists who race to complete a project that could help their dying colleague preserve his consciousness forever spectacularly stumbled at the box office.

Where to Watch: Hulu

19.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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Luc Besson hoped Valerian would become another Fifth Element-level hit with its dazzling visual effects and fresh-faced cast, but all of its ambition ultimately fell upon half-filled theaters.

Where to Watch: Video-on-Demand

20.

Mortal Engines

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This Peter Jackson-produced sci-fi movie asked the question: will people race to see a film about traveling, predatory cities? Sadly, the answer was “no.”

Where to Watch: Peacock and Hulu

21.

Alex Cross

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This high-profile film was positioned to reintroduce James Patterson’s fan-favorite character to a new generation, but it turned out that audiences couldn’t quite accept the longtime Madea as a machismo-sweating action hero.

Where to Watch: HBO Max

22.

The Dilemma

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Believe it or not, Ron Howard’s $70 million comedy about infidelity, starring Kevin James, Vince Vaughn, and Winona Ryder, mystified audiences with its existence in 2011 as much as it does today.

Where to Watch: Peacock

23.

In the Heart of the Sea

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Ron Howard’s seafaring action-adventure film about a doomed whaling ship starring Chris Hemsworth and Tom Holland, unfortunately, sank to the bottom of the box office upon its in 2015.

Where to Watch: Hulu

24.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

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In one of the biggest blunders in casting history, Jake Gyllenhaal was erroneously recruited to star in this charmless video game adaptation that not only destroyed this potential franchise but even served as a mark against the game series as well.

Where to Watch: Disney+

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